dreamerphoenix

ask-granny-tewi asked:

Hello Firebrand, looks like the tables have turned. Granny threw out her back and now she needs someone to carry her.

dreamerphoenix answered:

"Worry not, my height-bankrupt friend! I have just the method to get you back to Eientei."

Have you ever seen a gun being fired before, dear reader? The explosion of gunpowder, followed by a projectile shooting out at obscene speeds and hitting a cat or something? This is exactly what just happened with Mokou just now, as he feet left the floor and she broke into a sprint Tewi-wards.

               —* BGM: Reach For The Moon - Immortal Smoke *—

"Ultimate….!"

"Moko-tan…!"

"Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicku!"

Throwing her entire body weight in this drop kick that would make John Cena burst into green flames of envy, Mokou collided with the Inaba and, just as the kick connected, if one paid enough attention, one could hear the concept of Impact spitting its drink, looking at Physics and screaming "Did you see that shit!?"

At that moment, every high-speed train accident in the Outside World instinctively looked towards Mokou and whispered "…Mom…?"

The shockwave of the Ultimate Moko-tan Kick was such that time skipped three seconds to accommodate for this sudden phenomena. No doubt, Sakuya was wondering what the hell happened, she didn’t use her power, what was that about?

"Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw! Tell me where ya wanna go, Tewi! Push it to the limit, baby! I will take you there!"

Take me to a land where I can ride on YOUR back for once!

piruriez asked:

Granny Tewi, how good are ya at cookin?

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I’m so great that legends have been passed down about that one rabbit youkai that almost burned a house down with a bowl of cold cereal…

Seriously, neva give me anythang ta cook with. I’m so terrible a cook I tend set everythang on fire..

But this does work in my favor for when I need ta eliminate someone who slacks on their dues for a year

speedycrowtengu

speedycrowtengu asked:

"Granny Tewi. I hurt my wing while flying. Can your kisses make it better?"

ask-granny-tewi answered:

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Well then.. pucker up! Not you, your wing!

A’course, you should also really get it fixed up by Doc too.. don’t just rely on granny’s kisses.. even if they do help a bit.

speedycrowtengu:

ask-granny-tewi:

 

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What did you even do to this thing anyway? Did you pick a fight with that one white wolf tengu AGAIN? Stop egging her on, she hates you enough as it is.

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"O-Oh no! It was nothing like that! I was just out flying and I accidentally flew into a forest. I wasn’t paying attention and I crashed in a tree. And I sprained my wing bad."

Be more careful then, just because you’re the fastest Tengu of them all doesn’t mean you should be actin’ reckless.

speedycrowtengu

speedycrowtengu asked:

"Granny Tewi. I hurt my wing while flying. Can your kisses make it better?"

ask-granny-tewi answered:

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Well then.. pucker up! Not you, your wing!

A’course, you should also really get it fixed up by Doc too.. don’t just rely on granny’s kisses.. even if they do help a bit.

speedycrowtengu:

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"Don’t worry. I already have Eirin look on it. She bandaged it up and gave me some meds for the pain. It should be healed by the end of the week. Just thought maybe granny’s kisses can make it heal faster. Heehee."

What did you even do to this thing anyway? Did you pick a fight with that one white wolf tengu AGAIN? Stop egging her on, she hates you enough as it is.