ripplesof495years

ask-granny-tewi asked:

Hello Flanny-deary. Do I have a costume idea fer you! You can dress up as... ME! An' I'll dress up as you! I did tha exact same thang with tha shrine maiden fer April Fools an' I can do it this time too.

ripplesof495years answered:

"Hrm? Well I guess I could do that…though I dunno. I think you’d dress up as me either way."

ripplesof495years:

ask-granny-tewi:

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Wh-whaddya sayin’ I’d dress up as ya anyway? Not that yer wrong but..

"Ain’tcha obsessed with me or something…? Or at least I think you are…"

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N-nooo nono no. I’m not obsessed. I just like ya a lot ‘cause yer so cute an’ sweet.

ripplesof495years

ask-granny-tewi asked:

Hello Flanny-deary. Do I have a costume idea fer you! You can dress up as... ME! An' I'll dress up as you! I did tha exact same thang with tha shrine maiden fer April Fools an' I can do it this time too.

ripplesof495years answered:

"Hrm? Well I guess I could do that…though I dunno. I think you’d dress up as me either way."

Wh-whaddya sayin’ I’d dress up as ya anyway? Not that yer wrong but..

Anonymous asked:

Not sure you'd be the safest of grannies considering distressed rabbits have been known to, well, eat their young. o.o

Now now, there’s a lot that factors inta that than one would think. I like ta think a lotta those factors’re covered especially since I can’t BIRTH children in tha first place. But it is a commonplace thang that no one likes ta mention here in Eientei. An’ fer good reason.

Anonymous asked:

Warning: A fearsome youkai lurks within this forest that pretends to be a guide but instead steals your life among other things

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What an old sign. How many centuries ago did they put this one up? Didn’ they put this one up when they found out I rightfully killed that one human? This one needs an update. [Tewi then crossed out the words “your life among”]

There we go! Updated!

Anonymous asked:

Warning: May cause Inadvertent Crashing into random objects (Invoking the Trope Distracted by the Sexy)

Ohh, another one hit a support beam. They don’ have a pulse… LET’S GRIND ‘EM UP INTA MEDICINE! ((Tewi noo! That gives off the wrong impression of Eirin))

the-grimoire-of-muses replied to your post “{{Koishi}} “Tewi, how do you get big boobs? I want to hypnotize men and women to be my slaves, and I heard boobs make it easier.” Well, there’s Koishi for ya’ *shrugs*”

"Huh, so I’ll have to get them the hard way then. To be honest, I kinda wanted ones like yours because they were squishy like little pillows, but I think I’ll be fine for a thousand years…" Koishi, did you just admit to snuggling Tewi’s breasts?

When you get to tha big 1K, yer able ta modify yer body a lot more. Nuttin’ else comes afta 1K so that’s it. I can’t modify my body weight(which I find is a shame because I’m so plump) but I can make m’self a bunny or small-chested at will.

I’ve had bunnies fall asleep on my chest so you’re not tha first person ta use ‘em as pillows.

the-grimoire-of-muses asked:

{{Koishi}} "Tewi, how do you get big boobs? I want to hypnotize men and women to be my slaves, and I heard boobs make it easier." Well, there's Koishi for ya' *shrugs*

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Huh? Who said that? Is someone there… oh. Hello otha Komeiji. I can’ see ya but I assume yer around. Lemme tell ya the process of gettin’ a rockin’ body like mine.

Step 1: Be as old as me! I’m old as dirt in which that means I’m over 1000 years old. I lost track’f how old I am afta 1400 years but I’ve been told that I’m about 1600+ years old.

Step 2: Ain’ ya a subconscious person? Can’cha just manipulate their subconscious inta lettin’ them think they see ya with boobs? Or’m I gettin’ that one completely wrong?

Step 3: If neitha’f those work.. y’can always learn t’be a ninja and learn a suUuuUper-secret technique.. I’m kiddin’ ‘fcourse.

Step 4: Yer body grows at its own rate. If’n ya get ‘im.. flaunt ‘em.

Did granny answer ya question fer ya? I gotta restock m’mallet. I’m low on jet fuel to make it hurt when it smacks inta people.