asksilentreimu

ask-granny-tewi asked:

[Walks up to Reimu with a paper-thin disguise comprising of only a pair of Groucho Mark glasses and a black dress] Hey Miko, I hear that a certain rabbit is looking for more job opportunities. No, not Reisen. I hear her name is Tewi. Why not let her try her hand at mikoing?

asksilentreimu answered:

Well, Reimu’s still alive and quite young, so no Shrine Maidens in training will be had. Besides, Tewi is far too old to be trained as a Shrine Maiden. If it’s going to be a youkai, Reimu would rather train a young youkai who still has a lot of room to grow. Tewi is far past her prime, while another like, say, Rumia or Medicine are still quite young by youkai standards.

Fairies would work just as well she thinks.

Hey, I’m old… I-I mean, she’s old but she ain’ that old! She could miko just fine. [The “mysterious stranger” did not want to upset the silent shrine maiden though so she gave up and sat down]

asknueidentified

ask-granny-tewi asked:

Oh hello there Chimera, what new tricks are you comin' up with t'day?

asknueidentified answered:

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"Oh, I wouldn’t spoil the fun.  Though on a related note, do you happen to own a riding crop?"

Why yes I do actually. It never sees too much usage since Reisen’s never truly successful in kidnapping other Reisens.

Lord knows what she’d use it fer.. aside from traumatizin’ tha poor thangs, so here. Take it.

Lemme know if yer successful or not.

flandrescarletvampire

ask-granny-tewi asked:

Oh? H-Hello there Flanny deary. H-How're you this fine day?

flandrescarletvampire answered:

"I’m good." Flandre looks a bit confused. She doesn’t understand why Tewi is stuttering.

flandrescarletvampire:

ask-granny-tewi:

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F-F-Flanny, h-has any ever told you h-how cute you are? ACK! I-I mean uh…

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So what can I do fer ya Flanny child? Is there a reason fer wantin’ ta be near me?

((I think you need to work on covering things up a bit more Tewi.))

“Has anyone ever told me how cute I am…?” Now she’s even more confused. “And you came over to me…”

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R-right uh hmm ah well.. hnnn… [It was at this point that Tewi was making various rabbit noises for a few seconds] AH!

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I actually came ova ta check up on a patient that hasn’t come by the doctor’s office yet, and said patient happens to be you Ms. Scarlet. Or well.. that’s what I was told.

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I-I’m actually just lyin’ straight t’yer face because I just wanted an excuse t’talk t’ya but now I can’t. [Tewi was slowly becoming red in the face]

flandrescarletvampire

ask-granny-tewi asked:

Oh? H-Hello there Flanny deary. H-How're you this fine day?

flandrescarletvampire answered:

"I’m good." Flandre looks a bit confused. She doesn’t understand why Tewi is stuttering.

F-F-Flanny, h-has any ever told you h-how cute you are? ACK! I-I mean uh…

So what can I do fer ya Flanny child? Is there a reason fer wantin’ ta be near me?

((I think you need to work on covering things up a bit more Tewi.))

endlessservant

ask-granny-tewi asked:

Oh hello deary. Do ya know if yer mistress is in right now?

endlessservant answered:

"Yuyuko is sleeping."

endlessservant:

ask-granny-tewi:

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Y-yes. Th-thats it. Just a normal game..   Definitely didn’t want to confess any feelings of affection to her or anything.. 

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"…You seem to really like Flandre. Something about her that stands out to you?"

Lemme tell you a tale of a Flandre that I used ta know. A few years ago, I once was very familiar with a Flandre. Up to the point where we jokingly suggested dating each other. ‘Course, I had competition from a spring fairy as well as Cirno.

Anyway, she wound up disappearing completely one day and I realized that I had legitimate feelings of affection fer her. I guess my love for her is just me not wanting to let go those affections… but I also want someone who I can love for a long time because I am a rabbit which means I do die from loneliness.

endlessservant

ask-granny-tewi asked:

Oh hello deary. Do ya know if yer mistress is in right now?

endlessservant answered:

"Yuyuko is sleeping."

endlessservant:

ask-granny-tewi:

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Ghostie’s yer mistress now? Wow I really HAVE been gone for so long. I might as well say that I just wanted ta play with Flandre…

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"Playing with Flandre? Just a normal game? I’d hate it if she got into any sort of trouble, or hurt in any way."

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Y-yes. Th-thats it. Just a normal game..   Definitely didn’t want to confess any feelings of affection to her or anything..